if someone wanted to buy me a copy of Starbound on Steam, we might become instant best friends.
And this is how we should teach our daughters to respond to non wanted sexual advancements. I would’ve bought her an ice cream
kinda fucked up that youre accusing a little kid, probably 4 or 5, of having intentions of making “sexual advancements”, dont you think?? do they even know what sex is???
also if you look closely youll notice he actually told her to slap him, as he pats his cheek right before she does it
This little boy who you are accusing of being a sexual predator has quick enough wit to take advantage of a sport stadium’s kiss cam and make a two staged joke joke than you have sense to watch a single gif and make sense of it. Congratulations, a 5 year old s smarter than you.
TumblrFems are less intelligent than a 5-year-old? THIS PLEASES ME.
laughed for the gif, reblogged for the comments
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
This is actually brilliant.
so its about “super fucking cold” degrees out right now, and in order to prevent out pipes from freezing, we’ve let the faucet run all night.
Im sitting here trying to play Age of Empires, and this faucet is literal torture, dripping quietly
It’s about that time of year, and I want to give something back to all you cool people on the internet.
I’ll be giving away:
- (Your choice of vendor, no hoodies or special cuts please)
1 x 11.6 x 18 print of your choice from my redbubble
- ( your choice of finish)
3 x Stickers OR 4x6 greeting cards of your choice from my redbubble
So that’s 5 winners in total.
All you have to do to enter is reblog this post.
I’ll be choosing winners at random on December the 7th, this Saturday. Merry Christmas everybody :)
It’s the last day to enter everybody, I’ll be picking winners at random tomorrow morning!