I laugh at your silly little jokes

swoz:

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

christ 

swoz:

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

christ 

(Source: inthelifeofa, via garplefarple)

yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

"Rubber"

(via meows0me)

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

(Source: 2460-pun, via trillchillill)

stability:

i dont need to know the context to be happy with this

stability:

i dont need to know the context to be happy with this

(Source: reddit.com, via mischeviousmrfox)

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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(via meows0me)